he's back

I've been regrettably inactive in the smearing lately, but finally know what I should report here: Werner Herzog's latest movie, Bad Lieutenant. Maybe you've heard of the original Bad Lieutenant, directed by Abel Ferrara and starring Harvey Keitel, or maybe you haven't, like Werner Herzog. Hearing that his film was being remade, Ferrara commented:

I wish these people [Herzog and star Nicholas Cage, presumably. Yes, Nicholas Cage. Eh?] die in hell. I hope they're all in the same streetcar and it blows up.

To which Herzog responded,

I have no idea who Abel Ferrara is... I've never seen a film by him... Is he Italian? Is he French? Who is he?

Hilarious! All of it!

The (Herzog) movie itself also sounds hilarious. I cannot wait. Look at that ridiculous cast. With crazy Werner directing them. Cannot wait!

*L

Rally the masses

Greg made me post on another (gasp!) blog for some retardo "contest" he's trying to win. The blog is about food and wine, created by one of my fellow students. In a shameless attempt to stir up customers, i posted our blog's address on a forum link. This is part ONE of my attempt to see how easy it is to become famous on the internet. j